Total Medals Earned: 864 (From 121 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,160 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (145/145 points)
Go quickly
Get negative 20 rings
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Get negative 50 rings
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Get negative 100 rings or something like come on
Kill 5 bees
You went too quickly
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Medals Earned: 22/22 (280/280 points)
Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)
Destroy a rang.
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)
Play as Picture of Shaq
Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?
Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.
Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay
Get a negative number of rangs you loser
Go as unquickly as possible
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing
Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)
Kill 5 bees you racist
Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.
Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Play as every character except ???
Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/185 points)
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/110 points)
Tasty.
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...